College Humor #11-15

11 P r o f.: «Before we begin the examination are there any questions?» S t u d.: «What’s the name of this course?’ 12 P r o f.: «Wake up that fellow next to you.» S t u d.: «You do it, prof, you put him to sleep.» wake up — разбудить wake (woke, ...

College Humor #1-10

1 V o i c e  o n  p h o n e: «John Smith is sick and can’t attend classes to-day. He requested me to notify you.» P r o f: «All right. Who is this speaking?» V i o c e: «This is my roommate». Голос по телефону: «Иван Кузнецов болен и не ...